WTF? New Man Bikini Lets Men Look Like they Have a Vadge

You know, in case any of you guys want to do that!

Now, I have zero problem with people doing whatever the eff they want on their own time as long as it doesn't screw with anyone else's nonsense but this is a little weird - n'est pas???

This hot little mankini number was created by a company called Koala Mens Swimwear, sells for $36 bucks and is based on their "currently best selling vagina-style suit" which "creates a virtual pussy out of [a man's] cock."

LOL WHAT!?!  I must be more fucking sheltered than I think I am because I never knew anything like this existed and/or was in such high demand!  Geez - I gotta get out more!

PS - there are more super gnarly original creations at the site but I warn ya NSFW!  SOOOO NSFW!  Like, I'm talking straight up peen shots and gitches with names like Power Slut G-String and Cock Rage.

Image Via www.koalaswim.com